(Could this be considered studying for IB Philosophy???)
Religious Views of Life
Taoism: Shit happens
Confusianism: Confusious says, shit happens
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism:This shit happened before
Islam: If shit happens, It is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit
Agnosticism: What is this shit?